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Aphorisms

Writing about Aphorisms.

Aphorisms9 May 2008

Funny long jokes and aphorisms about programming (and programmers of course)

Here are some funny jokes and aphorisms about computer programmers and programming in general: A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes…

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Aphorisms9 May 2008

Funny short jokes and aphorisms about programming (and programmers of course)

Here are some funny jokes and aphorisms about computer programming and programmers in general: There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who…

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Aphorisms11 Oct 2006

Why you shouldn't be concerned about optimization

When you were at university or taking a programming course, you—like me—were probably taught about the importance of optimization. In the real world, though, you should strive to write good…

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